December 2011
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You may be interested to know that my McSweeney’s piece, “The Seething Resentment Reading Series,” was named as one of the best humor pieces of 2011 by Splitsider. But you may not. I would totally get that and it would be okay with me!
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Tips for what to do with your last week of earth...
Guys, if you’re reading this, chances are you’re one of the few people in the world who actually seems to give a crap that the world’s only ONE WEEK AWAY from blowing up. I don’t know what the problem is. I tried to warn everybody! But, as of this writing, only about 650 people have seen that video. What about the other 6,999,999,350 people?!?!
Not that I’m...
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Only 14 days until the molten core of the earth...
And also my book comes out.
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21 days until the planet explodes
Hey, y’all. Just a friendly reminder that the whole world is going to blow up in less than a month.
I guess I’m a little surprised at what I’m seeing out there on the streets, which is to say not the total chaos of people attempting to fulfill their final and most secret wishes as the final hours of humanity close in but rather the sometimes silly and disgusting but mostly...
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